BAE SEKSHAL and ORACLE CAIN, Elderqueers and veterans of the Great Bisexual-Pansexual Civil War, are on a mission to gather a ragtag ensemble of Youth Queer Ambassadors from each faction of the post-construction Queerdom FABULAR in search of the Unity Crystal, a legendary weapon that will aid their ongoing battles against the evil TERFADER, Normtroopers, and gentrification. But when the crew of the spaceship Divine pick up CHRISTRAH, a refugee from the planet STIGMITA, along with her boyfriend ‘I am JUST an Ally’ BOB, queer-infighting, cosmic ransomware, and sentient shag carpeting threaten to tear this newly formed coalition apart.