As one who is both hyperactive and a hypochondriac, I often find my fingers ever-on-the-ready to fire off search strings such as: “Is it bad to put X in my vagina?” or “Is it bad to have Y coming out of my vagina” or “What should I put in my vagina to get rid of Z?” It has only recently dawned on me that Google knows far, far too much about my hoohah…

Carrie was pleased to be an inaugural writer for the online zine Maximum Middle Age‘s launch with this article that contains way too much information about her vagina.